My neighbor had found these two chairs. So she decided to bring them home to put out on the porch at our apartment so we could have a better place to sit when we go out on the porch.
When my other neighbors boyfriend came by he says where's the other Chair that was out here? I said I don't know? I had been wondering that myself. Maybe it’s inside in the hall? I didn’t notice if it was or not. He goes to see if it's inside. He comes out saying nope not in there.
I’m thinking that some random person had seen one of the chairs that was closest to the steps for quick and easy access to take home to use for himself? Well if you are that desperate and a crazy person who randomly goes around snatching people’s chairs off there porches. Then this is right up your ally. It's Your lucky day then i guess!.
Hey, what’s better then that? Plus the people were even nice enough to put it out for easy access to it for your convenience. The thief or around this city we may refer to them as Hoodlum’s!
Maybe he had been eyeing this diamond in the rough for a few days thinking to himself this would really make a nice accent piece for his porch.
Hey!, Who needs Walmart!? When you may just happen to be out with the family pet when you happen to spot this chair. Hell you've been wanting to update your furniture any ways. Why not take it. No one's looking. Plus this way is easier. No car or pick up truck needed, no shipping fees, or waiting in long lines at your local Walmart as we all know that Walmart only has one person working the register. The line is wrapping around to the the frozen food aisle. Plus Now you don't have to wait for that old lady who's buying half the Walmart store. She must think the zombie apocalypse is coming soon. She has to stock up on supplies.
So you hurry back home to drop off the family dog back at home because you are going shopping on the town. What’s better than that? “IT’S FREEE!!!” if you can actually manage all by yourself in the dark to quickly get it off the porch without making any noise by possibly dropping it, banging it against something or even tripping and falling with it, or even impailing yourself with those old rusty chair legs while trying to make a clean get away with your 'new to you" stolen property!
Do you really want to be caught or seen stealing an old chair like that? If you may have answered yes to that question, then better you than me man!
While all your friends will be home reading all about it in the police log the next morning laughing there butt's off at you for being such a Dumbass while they sip on there morning coffee trying not to chock or sip it out while they continue reading about you making it into the paper for being arrested for stolen property.
You'll be asked what did you steal? Anything good?, Was it worth a lot of money?? Then You can respond back by excitedly shouting out “I stole an old rickety chair from someone's porch late last night”
As your friend's stare at you waiting for the part where you now would say just Kidding, ha-ha.
Nope not going to happen. He’s 100% serious.
The man gets himself arrested for stolen property and it wasn't even worth it for an old piece of crap chair. Just an old chair worth noting!.
Now that's PRICELESS!
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